my opinions, mind and life will echo in eternity. see what the kids in the future will be learning about in History class. me. :P

14.7.06

my top 10 music chart JULY 2006

these things outdate faster than flares..bt here r some cochlea tingling tracks... the order may b a little muddled bt its about rite..

10. our song- goodnight nurse
9. apathetic way to be- relient k
8. white trash- steriogram
7. pump it- black eyed peas
6. lights and sounds- yellowcard
5. cheer up- reel big fish
4. fat lip- sum 41
3. i write sins not tragedies- panic! at the disco
2. dance dance- fall out boy
1. make damn sure- taking back sunday

5.7.06

Chapter 10: cartoon phases


o man its bn a while since i bought sumthn..other than food.. forgot how good it felt! we actually set out 2 buy bday presents but then ther was a "nothing over 30" sale @ Shanton so we put that on hold.. i wasnt actually quite sure @the time bt im quite proud of my purchase now..$24.95 n its got a strap inside so i can swap it 2 a long strap if i feel lyk it!


but i thot its about time i had anotha chapter.. or im neva gona finish this..
cartoons.. ill bet ther isnt a person in the world who has never lykd cartoons..wel except 4 the ppl who cant afford TVs.. my condolences2 u guys..bt 4 me i had a few actual obsessions

  1. SAILOR MOON

i used 2 get up early every morn 2 wach it .. wen i 1st moved 2 the motel in chch.. i think it probably helped me learn english.. and well lets not 4get fashion sense..

i lykd the pink one.. but then after a while i thot the brown one wit the green skirt was prettier..

2. POKEMON

O Man this was not a small obsession.. i had the game.. the small figures.. the book..favourites.. the CD.. the song lyrics in my head..man they wer awesome.. my favourite was arcanine..the fastest one.. n it was lyk a huge ass dog thing..#59.. it was perfect.. 5/9.. my birthday.. and that is the origin of my fav. number.

3. DIGIMON

this was lyk... during the pokemon phase.. and some of my frends had a problem wi dat.. cuz they both end wi "mon" so its lyk the same.. except totally different! in digimon u get one buddy that can talk.. in pokemon.. u can hav as many as u want bt they can only say their names.. which is cute bt boring..my fav.. gatomon..

3.7.06

a thot frm the pool of intelligence that is mine.

if u wer sittin on the toilet all day.. n u had a tank of water bside u.. hw much wud u hav 2 drink continuously b4 u cud pee continuously?

i was thnkin of this cuz im sick [not my mind~my health[and agen nt my mental health]].. n wen ur sick i dont think u can hold ur water in vry well.. cuz i was thirsty all day n i jst kept drinkin bt lyk i had 2 pee every ad break!

on another note i baked peanut butter cookis!
it was 4 ames' send-off..but i missd it cuz i was sick!
i oso misd a dinner ~bt tat was jst wi fam frends.. bt my frend was ther 2..
n misd my frends bday as well..
bt its quite cold here widou a fever..

20.6.06

my dictionary definition


Ashley --

[noun]:

An alien



'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

u c!! its actually in the dictionary~ i do hav a connection wi aliens.. i dont jst put thm in my speech or research projct 4 no reason

19.6.06

Chapter 9: stuff which softens me up lyk butter and the things that i wud run a mile in high heels 2 get away frm

o crap jst came bak frm piano exam.. (8) o god.. totally failed sight reading n aural.. bt my scales n pieces wernt tooo bad.. mayb i aced them.. yup i probbly did! so that gives me ... 5% chance gettin distinction.. gud enuf 4 me...
ah yes.. finally we reach this chapter.. the age ol' question.. wat do i lyk? n wat dont i lyk? cuz as u no.. it all abt me.
a sample of FOOD that must'v bn stuffd up ur ass n then crappd out n put on2 a plate in front of me.

  • green onion
  • ginger
  • persimmon
  • those lil strings that come off onions
  • lil strings tat come of bananas
  • passionfrut seeds.
  • oysters
  • whitebait-y wud u eat the blood guts of sumthn..
  • blood n guts (eg. liver, heart..etc)
  • the black string in a shrimp
  • anchovies

im actually quite picky.. so this list wud go on 4eva

FOOD crappd by angels.

  • chocolate-milk + white
  • ice-cream
  • fizzy drinks
  • ice-cream soda
  • dr. pepper-it is a fizzy drink bt it deserves its own bullet
  • sour gummy lollies
  • japanese curry rice!!!
  • soup
  • cracked pepper
  • tye ban shao.. teppanyaki? bt taiwanese style
  • oyako-don wi chilli powder~chicken, eggs, onion combo (japanese)
  • bi bim bap~korean
  • chips

better stop.. b4 i eletrocute myself wi da keyboard.

FAVRITS

  • green/black
  • princess bride/fight club/butterfly effect
  • sum 41/fall out boy/the offspring
  • 59
  • hats/jackets
  • spongebob squarepants/digimon
  • house/america's nx top model/rove
  • cheetah/wolf
  • badminton
  • doing nothing (can b wi frends~they usually feel awkward n tat jst makes it mor fun~cuz sumtimes i jst need a break)
  • multitasking
  • sunday
  • edward norton/adrien brody/hot actors~these 2 r ok lookin bt i lyk them anyway..
  • pretty female celebs: alyssa milano, jennifer love hewitt, mischa barton [n i'd jst lyk 2 add.. i hav no idea y the hell ppl thnk scarlett johanssen is hot]
  • ferrari enzo/cars wi those hidden headlites..or "eyes" (lyk the one in knightrider..man i used 2 love that show..)

DONT FAVOUR-ITS

  • people who steal ur idea n dont realise it~ cuz that jst makes them mean and stupid
  • whiney girl bands
  • piano
  • classical/gospel music
  • when sum1 scratches a piece of paper, or rubs 2 pages 2getha..ugh...
  • About a Boy omg.. tat was a total drag..
  • 1
  • ppl too stupid 2 no they'r stupid.
  • that feeling u sumtimes get wher u feel thers nth right n nobody cares .. lyk an empty feeling wher u jst wana scream or hurt sum1..
  • being forced 2 do sumthn
  • ppl hu copy my work 2 cheat! other ways r ok bt DO NOT COPY ME. the nx thing u no u'll b on the floor wi half ur brain smeard on the wall.
  • wen ur telling the truth n they jst wont believ u! lyk they ask a question n den u answer.. den they say "i dont believ u!" wel then dont ask me!
  • losing
  • explainin sumthn tats jst so obvious
  • silver cars~unless its lyk kinda dark silver n futuristic lookin
  • on msn wen ur tryin 2 catch up 2 da convo n they kp tkin n tkin so the scroller keeps jumpin down.. (just happend)

EXTENDABLE

13.6.06

yes..


The Stupid Quiz said I am "Fairly Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!

10.6.06

Chapter 8: deep wonderings

~our driveway
~lookin out the window- back yard..very artistic i reckon.. i lyk photography but i didn take it as a subject even tho i took the bloody prerequisite cuz i didnt want the bloody teachers tellin me how to photograph.

LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW..
i had this bet on that it would snow this week and wadyano! 1st day of the week n its snowing my ass off..
Its such a waste cuz im sick.. n i'd probly drop dead if i had a fight..

basically some thoughts that i hav.. usually when im bored and yea.. its stuff 2 thnk about that will take u 2 a galaxy far far away.. or nowhere..
its probably easier if they'r in bullet points..or else it'd b difficult 2 tell wher 1 thot ends n another begins.



  • am i sleeping? or dreaming rite now?? and one day i'll just wake up in a whole diffrnt world?? wat if ther's no such thng as death.. u just keep waking up... man that wud suck..i thot of this b4 i saw the matrix.. n i told ppl n they wer lyk.. yea.. i thnk ur talkin bout the matrix .. n apparently it was a gud movie so i didn wana b the loser that hadnt seen it.. but now i hav.. n its kinda wat i had in mind.. but not really. mines a bit less interesting n a bit mor real..lyk.. we'r not all pluggd in2 the same thing.. this is my dream.. none of u exist.. n some pervs r monitoring my thots cuz im this genius in the real world.. n they wana figure out how to thnk n learn from the master hmm i bet they'r gettin freakd out now huh.. how doya thnk i figurd out ur plan? im a genius! ur a bunch of mind numbingly stupid ppl hu thnk u can outsmart me!? oh no.. hav i said too much? dont do the cowardly thng and kill me in my sleep.. hav a lil decncy lyk that dude bill in kill bill..
  • do ppl c diffrnt colors? lyk my red is ur yellow.. so if we swappd eyes n optic nerves we wud b lyk.. woah.. this world is totally crazae..yeah..
  • a thot frm my speech: aliens r ppl frm the future...
  • we all hav a soul mate.. we gt a/2 chances 2 meet them.. if we dont make somethin out of it or realis our destinial partner..thn no soulmate 4 u dumbass..and if ur soulm8 dies..u do too
  • do u burn more calories in Antarctica wher its real cold n ur insulation wears thin.. or do u burn mor in a desert.. sweating..
  • when u call ppl stupid.. r retards mor offended or mentally able pps? retards aye.. so u shud only b offended if its the truth..say.. if i call u ugly and ur offended then.. ur ugly..
  • Ppl tend 2 stay away from orange flavourd lollies.. incl. me.. i lyk oranges.. y r the lollies so disgusting? wat is that weird taste.. y don't they stop putting those black jelly beans in the mix and putting less orange flavoured/less popular ones in the mix.. i mean those rare ppl who do like them can buy a separate pack of them. don't force them on the rest of us
  • i actually had heaps of otha deep thots~ being the deep person i am.. bt i cant remember them now.. so ill just leave it at TO BE CONTINUED

8.6.06

Chapter 7: Ashlese~ "the lingo"

[THIS JUST IN: OUR FORMAL IS CANCELLED betrayal betrayal i didn buy a ticket 2 the afterparty! y am i bein punished?? whyyyyyy?]

moving along.. if u'r thnkin of how to make a good impression here's a language that can't go wrong. Ashlese. the way i talk. a list of some common remarks which ur welcome 2 make suggestions 2 anythin left out..
here we go...

How to say Yes/No

  • yar/hell no..
  • yea-huh/na-uh
  • yea/yup/na/nope
  • 廢話

Answer rhetorical questions

Misc.

  • dumbass
  • christ!
  • wot the hell r u doing? [often followd by]~wat's wrong wid u?
  • wat the hell
  • crap/shit
  • that's a load of bologne
  • yea ok..
  • ur so...[i usually duno hw 2 describe u..so usually end with uughhh! or hand gesture..or sum1 wil leap in n get blamed 4 insulting instead..]
  • err.. yea.. how bout [my interesting idea]
  • no way!
  • aww.. really?
  • well that's u isnt it..
  • u suck [ass]
  • geezus..
  • [bla bla bla] ..man
  • bloody hell..
  • o god..
  • r u friggin/freakin kid-din me??
  • holy...
  • sup
  • how's it goin?
  • i reckon eh
  • watev.
  • dum dum dum..
  • moving along..
  • anyhoo..
  • i'm awesome[osam], son of osama bin laden (see bottom for origin)
  • 我又不是白痴
  • 你在白痴什麼啊
  • 天生的
  • [bla bla bla] 的啦
  • 管他去死!
  • 你很那個ㄝ

Pronunciations

  • e-ther not i-ther
  • offen not of-ten
  • oven/onion not uh-ven/uh-nion
  • tomayto/tomato..[depends on mood..]

Random phrases~ just say thm anytime u want

  • so.. wats ur favrit movie?
  • ..wacha doin?
  • cool..

Trying to sound interestd [sorry if i dont actually look interestd but sometimes its hard when u talk boringly.... at least i sound interestd..]

  • o rite.. yea ok.. [smile] do u kno wat i did in the wknd? [and bam.. u dont hav 2 pretend anymor]
  • cool..
  • great
  • that's interesting..

Words that r not used in the Ashlese dialect

  • DO NOT SAY shivers/fudge instead of shit/fuk! if ur in a churchy or inappropriate situation 2 swear then say somethin lyk.. far out.. or if its too late fuc-krying out loud
  • twink [its titanium dioxide ok!?]
  • bow chica wow wow!

Start sentences widout intendin/knowin how 2 finish it.. sometimes u'll b surprised @ wat comes out..

Say wateva u feel lyk sayin.. if u feel lyk sayin oopsy daisy doo.. then say that...eg. this week i said~ owie.. it hurty.. + [when the teacher said page 49] 'thats 7 squared..'

one day when someone told me "ur awesome" i said "ur awesomer. awesomer[osama] bin laden"