Chapter 7: Ashlese~ "the lingo"

[THIS JUST IN: OUR FORMAL IS CANCELLED betrayal betrayal i didn buy a ticket 2 the afterparty! y am i bein punished?? whyyyyyy?]

moving along.. if u'r thnkin of how to make a good impression here's a language that can't go wrong. Ashlese. the way i talk. a list of some common remarks which ur welcome 2 make suggestions 2 anythin left out..
here we go...

How to say Yes/No

• yar/hell no..
• yea-huh/na-uh
• yea/yup/na/nope
• 廢話

Answer rhetorical questions

Misc.

• dumbass
• christ!
  
• wot the hell r u doing? [often followd by]~wat's wrong wid u?
• wat the hell
• crap/shit
• that's a load of bologne
  
• yea ok..
• ur so...[i usually duno hw 2 describe u..so usually end with uughhh! or hand gesture..or sum1 wil leap in n get blamed 4 insulting instead..]
• err.. yea.. how bout [my interesting idea]
• no way!
• aww.. really?
• well that's u isnt it..
• u suck [ass]
• geezus..
• [bla bla bla] ..man
• bloody hell..
• o god..
• r u friggin/freakin kid-din me??
• holy...
• sup
• how's it goin?
• i reckon eh
  
• watev.
• dum dum dum..
• moving along..
• anyhoo..
• i'm awesome[osam], son of osama bin laden (see bottom for origin)
  
• 我又不是白痴
• 你在白痴什麼啊
• 天生的
• [bla bla bla] 的啦
• 管他去死!
• 你很那個ㄝ

Pronunciations

• e-ther not i-ther
• offen not of-ten
• oven/onion not uh-ven/uh-nion
• tomayto/tomato..[depends on mood..]

Random phrases~ just say thm anytime u want

• so.. wats ur favrit movie?
• ..wacha doin?
• cool..

Trying to sound interestd [sorry if i dont actually look interestd but sometimes its hard when u talk boringly.... at least i sound interestd..]

• o rite.. yea ok.. [smile] do u kno wat i did in the wknd? [and bam.. u dont hav 2 pretend anymor]
• cool..
• great
• that's interesting..

Words that r not used in the Ashlese dialect

• DO NOT SAY shivers/fudge instead of shit/fuk! if ur in a churchy or inappropriate situation 2 swear then say somethin lyk.. far out.. or if its too late fuc-krying out loud
• twink [its titanium dioxide ok!?]
• bow chica wow wow!
  

Start sentences widout intendin/knowin how 2 finish it.. sometimes u'll b surprised @ wat comes out..

Say wateva u feel lyk sayin.. if u feel lyk sayin oopsy daisy doo.. then say that...eg. this week i said~ owie.. it hurty.. + [when the teacher said page 49] 'thats 7 squared..'

one day when someone told me "ur awesome" i said "ur awesomer. awesomer[osama] bin laden"