Chapter 9: stuff which softens me up lyk butter and the things that i wud run a mile in high heels 2 get away frm

o crap jst came bak frm piano exam.. (8) o god.. totally failed sight reading n aural.. bt my scales n pieces wernt tooo bad.. mayb i aced them.. yup i probbly did! so that gives me ... 5% chance gettin distinction.. gud enuf 4 me...
ah yes.. finally we reach this chapter.. the age ol' question.. wat do i lyk? n wat dont i lyk? cuz as u no.. it all abt me.
a sample of FOOD that must'v bn stuffd up ur ass n then crappd out n put on2 a plate in front of me.

• green onion
• ginger
• persimmon
• those lil strings that come off onions
• lil strings tat come of bananas
• passionfrut seeds.
• oysters
• whitebait-y wud u eat the blood guts of sumthn..
• blood n guts (eg. liver, heart..etc)
• the black string in a shrimp
• anchovies

im actually quite picky.. so this list wud go on 4eva

FOOD crappd by angels.

• chocolate-milk + white
• ice-cream
• fizzy drinks
• ice-cream soda
• dr. pepper-it is a fizzy drink bt it deserves its own bullet
• sour gummy lollies
• japanese curry rice!!!
• soup
• cracked pepper
• tye ban shao.. teppanyaki? bt taiwanese style
• oyako-don wi chilli powder~chicken, eggs, onion combo (japanese)
• bi bim bap~korean
• chips

better stop.. b4 i eletrocute myself wi da keyboard.

FAVRITS

• green/black
• princess bride/fight club/butterfly effect
• sum 41/fall out boy/the offspring
• 59
• hats/jackets
• spongebob squarepants/digimon
• house/america's nx top model/rove
• cheetah/wolf
• badminton
• doing nothing (can b wi frends~they usually feel awkward n tat jst makes it mor fun~cuz sumtimes i jst need a break)
• multitasking
• sunday
• edward norton/adrien brody/hot actors~these 2 r ok lookin bt i lyk them anyway..
• pretty female celebs: alyssa milano, jennifer love hewitt, mischa barton [n i'd jst lyk 2 add.. i hav no idea y the hell ppl thnk scarlett johanssen is hot]
• ferrari enzo/cars wi those hidden headlites..or "eyes" (lyk the one in knightrider..man i used 2 love that show..)

DONT FAVOUR-ITS

• people who steal ur idea n dont realise it~ cuz that jst makes them mean and stupid
• whiney girl bands
• piano
• classical/gospel music
• when sum1 scratches a piece of paper, or rubs 2 pages 2getha..ugh...
• About a Boy omg.. tat was a total drag..
• 1
• ppl too stupid 2 no they'r stupid.
• that feeling u sumtimes get wher u feel thers nth right n nobody cares .. lyk an empty feeling wher u jst wana scream or hurt sum1..
• being forced 2 do sumthn
• ppl hu copy my work 2 cheat! other ways r ok bt DO NOT COPY ME. the nx thing u no u'll b on the floor wi half ur brain smeard on the wall.
• wen ur telling the truth n they jst wont believ u! lyk they ask a question n den u answer.. den they say "i dont believ u!" wel then dont ask me!
• losing
• explainin sumthn tats jst so obvious
• silver cars~unless its lyk kinda dark silver n futuristic lookin
• on msn wen ur tryin 2 catch up 2 da convo n they kp tkin n tkin so the scroller keeps jumpin down.. (just happend)

EXTENDABLE