my opinions, mind and life will echo in eternity. see what the kids in the future will be learning about in History class. me. :P

13.5.07

homer: *drool* haueugghhhh.

i made frickin choc meringues 4 mothah's day! ~a risky choice since they usually turn in2 what a mini chocolat horse's shit wud look lyk..
my mum said bakin on paper is a-ok even tho it said foil on recipe.. so, being the inquisitive person i am, i baked most on paper n a few on foil. well.. the paper ones stuck.. so when i took'em off their butts dettached as shown in pic.













da one in top right hand corner is wat the foil butts look lyk.













close up mmmmm...













this is how much i made [minus a few eaten]! they on 3 plates all belongin 2 diff ppl, none me. i thot i'd return them with a special surprise from my mini horse.
hehe i'm not korean, but i friggin love the dish 'bi bim bap'! n i found the sauce!!! bought it n here's wat i had 4 breakfast!!
a cheap imitation of the real thing..but friggin delish!!













i did the heart in the sauce XD

9.5.07

17th birhtday.

pretty satisfied wi da haul this yr. ther r many nice things tat i received tat i cant be botherd mentioning them... so here are the low points lol!

it's wednesday n i had study period last period so i cud'v gone home at 12:45.. but instead i had badminton practice afta sch n stayd til abt 4pm...

woken up at midnite by bday txts.. thnx btw..

the lemon juice i made is too diluted

ipod nano ran outta batt..

i got up at 7:20 tis morn

heh and that's abt it.. nt tat bad once i've written it all out

i thnk i shud kp an 'unhappy moments' book to make me cherish the happy moments and realize ther ain't tat many bad things out ther.. and they sound more pathetic on paper

new age's resolution: be a happi person!

5.5.07

Chapter 15: timeline

1990-birth in Taipei [may]
1991-drooling in Taipei
1992-crawling in Memphis
1993-talkin in Memphis
1994-talkin properly in Taipei
1995-makin friends in Taipei
1996-eatin tissues in Taipei
-movin 2 Chch
1997-speakin english in Chch
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2001-transfer 2 all girls private presbyterian sch *ahhhhh*
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2007-makin a timeline [may]


2008-uni in Auckland
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2012 workin in Australia
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2017 workin in States
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2023-vampin up house in Europe
2024-spreadin my spawn
2025-sell off ALL OF my old junk [which wud hav turned in2 antiques by then]
2026-open up b&b n afternoon tea shop
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2059-death

4.5.07

Chapter 14: migration

when ppl ask what nationality i am, it's often followed by a long pause.......



.....i always say Taiwanese but i feel obligatd 2 say New Zealander too as i spent most o' my lyf here. goin on 11 yrs now! and only 4 yrs in TW...

my whole operation: "WORLD DOMINATION" wil take me around the world [2 mark my territory] startin' in Oz [land down under] 4 my uni lyf. obviously my plan wasnt devised @ birth (...or was it...?) since my parents and i dont share the same interests [weirdos..], so u mite nt count TW and NZ.. bt if u thnk abt it...I wud hav startd in a little country lyk TW anyway so that i can b as much part of Asia as i want. Then NZ is lyk a easy prep station wher i cud perfect the 'universal' language@ a comfy pace b4 i entered the BB World.

The friendly relationship btwn NZ and Australia eases my entrance, which is pretty cool, n y i chose Oz in the 1st place. Ther i wil find my very well hidden talent and make a few connections wi potential future leaders of the world.. that is, b4 i take them down B-)..

THEN when iv exhaustd evry resource i shall acquire fame and fortune in my career in the... STATES! .. wher anythng is possible..

Lastly i shall set up HQ in Europe and make 5+/- trips..ahh.. curious r we? 2 the 5 continents.. gettin mor n mor curious?? I will donate 1 or 2 of my precious eggs and giv each sum kind of artefact n note so they wont gro up n marry each other [EURGCHH!] so that ther r mini Ashleys runnin round the world tat can take over when i'm gone. OR.. if the cloning process is perfectd~ it'd save a lota time

wish me luck! or join me!

6.2.07

Chapter 13: summons

Whether u kno it or not u may b a member of this cult
the wolf cult awwwoooooo [i made that up just then..~the cult doesnt really have a name..]

  1. this is a cult connected by mind-- for great minds r connected by thought ;)
  2. it's a soul support system 2 keep in mind[know we got ur back] to help push us further on our journey towards the final level(my term 4 "goal in life").
  3. our likes/dislikes r redundant cuz it is the way we view the world that's essential
  4. i believe we r the players of this game "life", competing against each other, unable 2 distinguish the difference between a player n a programmed character. i'm attempting 2 overcome this barrier by thinking outside the box.
  5. i ain't dismissin the fact that this "game" theory is ridiculous/bullshit, but it is so ridiculously out of the square it will seperate the plain from the legendary.


The following quiz will determine where u stand
Answer true
Leave ur answers in a comment 2 the post 2 keep the mystery of "correct" answers

There will be 20 Questions
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Q! Life is...
a. fair [upon deeper consideration~karma]
b. survival of human species
c. a "video game" [this is not our reaal real "life"]
d. the journey to a better place

Q@ What is the most important quality in a good friend?
a. social status/connections
b. loyalty ie trustworthy
c. fun + friendly
d. accepts me 4 who i am

Q# People should be separated into:
a. countries
b. religions [broadened 2 what u believe in yourself ie. not agiven from family heritage]
c. family trees [alliances made by marriage]
d. separating ppl is stupid

Q$ How do you make decisions?
a. logically
b. "follow my heart"
c. instinct/"6th sense"
d. with a fixed factor (ie. when making a decision, u make sure u satisfy ur factor [eg. goal in life, money etc.]

Q% Which do you least believe in?
a. astrology
b. the religions [christian, buddhist, muslim, etc.]
c. "god" type character(s) in charge
d. history [ie. middle ages...etc]

Q^ What is the most important quality in a long term partner?
a. looks
b. always there for u
c. have alotta things in common
d. loves ur faults

Q& What best describes your mose valuable possesion? (why it's important to u)
a. something that cost a lot [eg. jewel]
b. something someone gave u [eg. letter,]
c. something with memories [eg. photo album]
d. something entertaining [eg. book]

Q* Which would you rather have:
a. piercing eyes
b. hot body
c. styly clothes/fashion sense
d. flawless skin

Q( How often do u get that scrunchy feeling where u wana pull someone's guts out?
a. it's always there, deep within
b. twice (give/take) in entire life
c. everytime I ..[insert activity] (eg. everytime i take a shower)
d. ...what???

Q!) What kind of clothes do u buy?
a. in fashion
b. comfortable
c. cheap
d. expresses my personality

Q!! If u had one whish, what would u wish 4?
a. something 4 urself
b. something 4 someone u care about
c. something 4 the world
d. wish 4 an infinite amount of wishes

Q!@ Who's got it the most wrong (if that makes sense)
a. thiefs
b. optimists
c. bums
d. academics

Q!# Would you rather...
a. be buried alive
b. kill + eat someone raw
c. be a toilet
d. be deaf + dumb, have no arms, and one leg

Q!$ When the goin gets tough...
a. mope around + contemplate suicide
b. face things head on, loving the challenge
c. seek the help of family + close friends
d. get some pills

Q!% What do u want most 4 the world
a. world peace
b. big advance in knowledge + technology
c. the environment restored
d. mutation in 10% of the population enabling healing powers [no healing from death]

Q!^ What does your room look like?
a. u can tell everything is in its own special place
b. almost no room 2 walk, but u kno exactly where everything is
c. every inch decorated with ur "scent"
d. pg 14 of the Fashion Magazine

Q!& What is your dream job?
a. doctor [helping others]
b. artist [creating new things]
c athlete [professionally physical]
d. entrepreneur [boss]

Q!* How do u live?
a. it's all planned, have goals
b. my motto is "don't worry about tomorro when today hasn't ended"
c. live everyday like its the last
d. routine~ waiting 4 something spectacular 2 happen

Q!( If u don't like a gift from someone u...
a. give it 2 some1 u think will enjoy it
b. return it 2 the store
c. keep it
d. throw it out

Q@) What would u do if u found US$100
a. donate it/turn it in
b. keep it
c. leave it
d. buy something expensive 4 someone

good luck~ u need at least 80% to pass [80% to be confirmed.. i think it's a bit lax]

scores r posted on sundays. make sure u leav a nick/name

30.11.06

Chapter 12: modes of my behaviour

Fuk yea i hav finished my 6th and last 3 hour exam this yr ~ i had 2 yesterday n 1 2day. its bn so goddam stressful during this study leave i've wachd... on average~ 4 hrs of Tv a day 4 stress release and brain cell regeneration. thats the reason 4 the long separation of an important part of myself [my blog]. i thnk i do believ in fate.. cuz no matter hw much i studied i wil stil gt bad marks~its my destiny.

this overdue chapter is gona b of the only ways i behave. theres no other. im a simple folk~

1. AUTOPILOT
Maybe on about 60% of the time.. this is my opinion of how everybody else acts~ no insight.. robots that dont think of anything other than surviving. Like.. if u say 'how are you?' i'll jst say 'fine'. this mode is on so much cuz of my laziness.. lyk i'd rather not argue my point [if it wont affect me] ~which is usually right~u heard me~ i dont decide on stuff widou the ability 2 write a 500 word essay on the reasoning if i had 2. anyway yea. if i say i thnk u shud paint the fence green bt u say blue.. i wont argue my point..i'd rather lose cuz its ur fence anyway..

2. DRIFT
u can usually c this if my face is blank and u ask me a question n theres jst no response. this is when i come up wi all that insightful crap~ i usually go slightly philosophical bt all my thots r unique. ON ONE CONDITION: relaxed mind. this is quite difficult 2 integrate with mode MISSION which was do well in exams but i had 2 in order 2 write stuff~hence the excessive drainage

3. COMMITING 2 THE MOMENT
i once heard that if u can enjoy the present second for what it is then that is really [thesaurus "good"]. it removes a lot of stress such as the thought of all the work i gotta do 2 become rich in the future or regretting stuff i did in the past. during the exam i had 2 hav tis mode on too or else i'd DRIFT onto something unacademically-related.

4. MISSION
easy explanation~ wont stop until mission completed. even if it kills me~ if i dont do it thers no point in living anyway.

5. LOGICAL
pretty much always on this mode~ well wen im not too lazy 2 thnk anyway. i pretty much make everything 2d.. lyk on a piece of paper so i can c evry single aspect of it.

6. DEMOLITION
rarely on.. bt when u truly rile me up- get me angry man thers no way ur escaping widou mentally dying~ i dontdo [physical as much cuz i lost weight so i hav low muscle mass~ im workin on it~ n also i'd rather mentally kill some1 than physically hurt sum1

i feel lyk thers 1 im missing bt ill stop @ 6~ lucky numbah

6.11.06

Chapter 6 [extended]

ncea 2 wide reading unit standard.. 3 credits. i passed. easy. here's an extract of mine. talk out yo ass and u pass.

“Northern Lights” Phillip Pullman
(winner of the Carnegie Medal, & the Guardian Award)
“Northern Lights”, book one of a trilogy involves an almost entirely different world, yet it was easy to follow. Humans all had a “dæmon”, a guardian angel type of companion with a link to your mind so as each knew what the other was thinking and could feel any physical pain they may be feeling. To touch someone else’s dæmon was an insensitive crime. In this adventure, the main character Lyra discovers that many of the children around are disappearing, and soon her best friend disappears. Later she finds that people are performing experiments on the children and their dæmons who, unlike adults’ dæmons, can freely change form. I think that if the world was like this, then it would be a much better place, as no one would ever be alone and people are able to know what people are like before meeting them by merely looking at the person’s dæmon and the form they chose to permanently stay. The experiments that were performed on the children was the severing of the bond between a child and their dæmon. This permanently damages the mentality of the child and dæmon, they become “lost” and many die. Problems like this naturally arise in the same way that abuse in reality does. However in Phillip Pullman’s world there is always someone to share the burden with.

“The Other Boleyn Girl” Philipa Gregory
I found the way this novel was written interesting and clever. Each chapter was one season of the year, this way nothing significant is given by the chapter title, yet it still had a meaning and varied in length due to events. It was based around the character Mary Boleyn, Henry VIII’s wife Anne Boleyn’s sister. Before I read the book I had a vague knowledge of Henry and his wives and thought Anne Boleyn was the most suited for queen. This was, however, not the case. The Boleyn family was a family which always stuck together and sacrificed much including the freedom of daughters, to bring the family higher in status and wealth. When her family found that the king had taken an interest in her, Mary was pushed forth to do whatever it took to become new Queen of England. She had always been loyal and faithful, especially to her Queen Katherine of Aragon. But she is forced on the king and becomes his “whore” and has and illegitimate daughter and son for him. Henry is a spoilt and greedy king and soon he falls for Anne. Mary is pushed aside with everything taken away from her. I thought that the book was interesting as it covered a significant length of time in addition to being integrated into facts so it is believable when many interesting events occur. I don’t think Anne deserved the throne since she was too ambitious and careless of those that loved her. They had the life of a courtier and their daily life was social and fun. I would love to meet one and see how they act in real life, but personally wouldn’t want to become one. In the end Mary chooses love and moves to live on a farm with her loving husband and children. This is true in history, which was the most satisfying conclusion a could have; it makes following your hearth the outright correct way to live.

“The House of the Scorpion” Nancy Farmer
(National Book Award Winner, Newberry Honor Book Winner, Michael Printz Award, three-time Newberry Honor author)
A unique futuristic novel which has become one of my favourites. What attracted me to this book was the three award medals printed on the front cover and the peculiar blurb describing the main character, a clone who was “placed in the womb of a cow” as an embryo. As I read the first chapter I suspected a queer scientific story to follow. As it turned out, the novel is actually about the life of Matteo Alacrán, clone of 134 year old El Patrón. Clones are considered monsters since their minds are demolished at birth. Matt is different. El Patrón, notorious drug dealer, and basically ruler of Opium (the new strip of country between Mexico and USA) is rich enough to break the law, so he kept Matt’s brain intact. Matt grew up with only María for a friend, but she treated him like a pet while everyone else treated him poorly leading him to think he was inferior. He struggled through life until at 14 he escaped after the death of El Patrón when he discovered clones were all used and created for the purpose of a supply of matching organ transplants. My favourite character is Tam Lin, Matt’s scottish bodyguard. Although he was a criminal who had killed a bus full of children with a bomb intended for an unjust prime minister, he was a fair person who treated everyone, including Matt, equally. He let Matt know that there is no way to tell the difference between clones and humans thus helped him escape to Mexico where no one would know who he was. He made friends immediately, showing that the only obstacle he had of making friends was being a clone.

“Owl” Joanna Orwin
NZ author Joanna Orwin writes an adventure set in New Zealand based on the Maori myth of Pouakai, the giant man-eating eagle. Hamish MacIntyre makes the discovery of the century when he finds perfectly preserved and clear Maori cave drawings hidden under a cave roof. What he doesn’t know is with the right combination of taking photos and accidentally capturing a the kaitiaki stone of protection, he once again releases the lengendary bird, indestructible by normal means. The MacIntyre family farm had been struggling since Hamish’s father’s death and with the eagle out killing lambs and ewes, they have little chance to make it. But with the assistance of Tama, Hamish’s new friend and helper on the farm, they find these recent events were all preordained and it’s up to them to decipher the code and save the neighbour’s and their farms. At first I found the title Owl denotation and the pair of wings on the front cover mislead me. However having read the entire book, I encountered many connotations and a deeper meaning. Owl is Hamish’s nick name, the translation of Ruru, the ancestor of the Ngati Ruru tribe who ensnared Pouakai 500 years ago. Tama is a member of this tribe and together with Hamish, they are the only ones who can trap Pouakai. This book was educational and entertaining with a touch of comedy and mystery, but some mysteries were too easily solved while the characters spent an age to find the solution. This made the characters seem dim-witted; yet they amazingly answered extremely difficult questions in a few seconds. Despite this confusion, I enjoyed this story as it was very descriptive, allowing images to flow easily while reading, as though Pouakai had been entrapped in it.

“Macbeth” William Shakespeare
Macbeth, a valiant and loyal warrior for his king and cousin Duncan, starts as the classic hero of the story. But on the way back to the castle, after an extraordinary battle and victory, he and his best friend stumbles across three mysterious beings not knowing it would ultimately cause the death of both them and many others. A tragic play involving deaths, including King Duncan, servants, Macduff’s family, Banquo, Lady Macbeth, and Macbeth, can not be all and only kill kill kill, to become a piece of literature worth being thoroughly studied by many it must have deep morals and meanings. This mainly done by a range of conflicts occuring inside the minds of many individual characters. At first Macbeth has frequent soliloquys on whether to kill or not, but as the play progresses his conscience shuts down for a while. The release of this murdering monster was blamed on Lady Macbeth, but in my opinion Macbeth began as a murderer, the only difference was that in the beginning his violence was channeled as a soldier for his country, and even then there were gruesome description such as Macbeth gutting someone “from nave to belly”. In the finale, after all his friends had deserted him, he wakes from his nightmare only to be surrounded by a nightmare in reality, and he realises it’s him against an army, whom’s numbers I thought unnecessary, and he knew he would without a doubt die. He had lost everything, even his wife andpartner in crime, so he decides to try and regain his reputation and die fighting.

“Howl’s Moving Castle” Diana Wynne Jones
Distinctly different from the animated film, the novel tells a much more complicated story more elaborately explained. Sophie Hatter, the eldest daughter of a hat store owner lead a simple life until she was turned into a 90 year old woman by the Witch of the Waste. I found this to be an interesting way to portray a character. As an old lady she felt free to express her thoughts and abandon the burden eldest daughters carry in Ingary and seek her destiny. Unable to walk any further, she hires herself as the widely feared Wizard Howl’s cleaning lady in his moving castle. Together they live with the young apprentice, Michael, and the fire demon, Calcifer as they try to lift the curse, free Calcifer from Howl’s contract and save Howl from the Witch of the Waste. The secret to Howl’s evasive ability, other than multiple identities is the four different places the one entrance door of the castle leads; the moving castle, a shop by the sea, a stable near the palace and the secret location to which only Howl is allowed to access. Although the book never confirms, through hints such as a “box” which when pulled “by the roots” the “picture on the box vanished” the future, our present time, is suggested. I really enjoyed the fantasy and imaginativeness, incorporating my favourite element of fiction, magic.

27.10.06

my proposal

1. do u believ in fate? destiny? lets test this eh? eg. if ur smart, do well academically etc. rnt u pretty much set 2 go 2 uni get degrees masters n all that jazz? so y not stop studying/working and c if it comes 2 u?
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if ur a fireman.. light a building on fire?
it's quite hard 2 think of examples. my point is~ my proposal is~do sumthn out of the ordinary n c if the world goes topsy turvy or apocaliptic. i mean.. if ur life's already mapped out y not just chill~ it'll all work out.

2. well.. i do lyk experimenting so far i'v found a possible cure 4 pins+needles in legs and hiccups
PINS+NEEDLES
press the dent in ur knees. this'll lessen the numbness 4 u 2 stamp around n get rid of them
HICCUPS
works a bit better after 5 hiccs or so.. take the deepest breath u can and hold it 4 10 seconds then slowly breathe out, then swallow.
ANYWAY thats not my second proposal:-
if u c a couple walking down the street.. pretend lyk u no the one who is the same sex as u and dis them. this can cause A) the other 2 retaliate or B)nothing
tis experiment will strengthen healthy strong relationships and weaken an unhealthy one.
CAUTION: pick on some1 the same or lesser than u. DONT pick on sum1 who can beat u 2 a pulp.
and NOTE: no blame can b place on moi.

well thats about all i hav time 4. 3wks til important exams that'll count 4 my future. i cant fail them purposely bcuz i'm too afraid.