Chapter 14: migration

when ppl ask what nationality i am, it's often followed by a long pause.......



.....i always say Taiwanese but i feel obligatd 2 say New Zealander too as i spent most o' my lyf here. goin on 11 yrs now! and only 4 yrs in TW...

my whole operation: "WORLD DOMINATION" wil take me around the world [2 mark my territory] startin' in Oz [land down under] 4 my uni lyf. obviously my plan wasnt devised @ birth (...or was it...?) since my parents and i dont share the same interests [weirdos..], so u mite nt count TW and NZ.. bt if u thnk abt it...I wud hav startd in a little country lyk TW anyway so that i can b as much part of Asia as i want. Then NZ is lyk a easy prep station wher i cud perfect the 'universal' language@ a comfy pace b4 i entered the BB World.

The friendly relationship btwn NZ and Australia eases my entrance, which is pretty cool, n y i chose Oz in the 1st place. Ther i wil find my very well hidden talent and make a few connections wi potential future leaders of the world.. that is, b4 i take them down B-)..

THEN when iv exhaustd evry resource i shall acquire fame and fortune in my career in the... STATES! .. wher anythng is possible..

Lastly i shall set up HQ in Europe and make 5+/- trips..ahh.. curious r we? 2 the 5 continents.. gettin mor n mor curious?? I will donate 1 or 2 of my precious eggs and giv each sum kind of artefact n note so they wont gro up n marry each other [EURGCHH!] so that ther r mini Ashleys runnin round the world tat can take over when i'm gone. OR.. if the cloning process is perfectd~ it'd save a lota time

wish me luck! or join me!