my opinions, mind and life will echo in eternity. see what the kids in the future will be learning about in History class. me. :P

11.8.07

Chapter 16: parallel universe

most pps in their lives have had imaginary friends... however wid my... expansive mind, my friends, became a whole new world.
yes. overly-active imagination.

[i have always refrained from revealing this side of me, as deep down i still wanted it 2 b true.. but thinking of my anthem Go by Steriogram "You just gotta jump if u waaant it to chaaange", i've taken the leap and am confronting reality]
this is the world which i have created:
this is the extent into which my real friends were involved

  • having digimon + pokemon [mine incl. gatomon; arkanine, dragonair, espeon, umbreon... cant remember rest~ i had 6]
  • soft toys come to life
all me
  • being the most powerful witch of all time eg. if i were 10/10 god was 4/10 as well as devil.
  • friends incl. demons, angels etc. who would avenge me lol!
  • imaginary pets
  • this world was called the 'non-visual' world and thought of as a parallel world which my mind tapped into.
  • i was a combination of a soul in that world which had managed 2 possess this body~ causing my good and evil side~ this body bein the evil one and the half from the other bein the 'good' one.
freaky huh. sometimes im scared of the power of my brain..but it was created around the time Pokemon n Digimon came out in NZ.
the inspiration came from needin company sometimes as no1 really understands the way i think (can b proved with Chapter 13)
but i've abandoned it cuz.. well it tired my brain.. and i thought there's no point..
mayb i should write a book on this world.. then i can escape in2 it with no significant amount'o brainpower.
wooo.

3.8.07

11.6.07

my first...

it was a few weeks ago...
during the time i felt weird..
and afterwrds ther was an awkward silence.

yes. i made my first intellectual joke.
harriet was lyk "i don't really discriminate [paraphrasing] gainst wat countries ppl r from. [jokingly] but i don't lyk ppl wi ugly faces as much. i'm lyk an uglyist"

"more lyk facist" said i

i didnt actually no wat facist meant then.. but i knew it was sum typ of insult. but it was OK. she didnt no either so sparrow [i thnk] explained it n i pretended 2 no wat she was tkin bout..

13.5.07

homer: *drool* haueugghhhh.

i made frickin choc meringues 4 mothah's day! ~a risky choice since they usually turn in2 what a mini chocolat horse's shit wud look lyk..
my mum said bakin on paper is a-ok even tho it said foil on recipe.. so, being the inquisitive person i am, i baked most on paper n a few on foil. well.. the paper ones stuck.. so when i took'em off their butts dettached as shown in pic.













da one in top right hand corner is wat the foil butts look lyk.













close up mmmmm...













this is how much i made [minus a few eaten]! they on 3 plates all belongin 2 diff ppl, none me. i thot i'd return them with a special surprise from my mini horse.
hehe i'm not korean, but i friggin love the dish 'bi bim bap'! n i found the sauce!!! bought it n here's wat i had 4 breakfast!!
a cheap imitation of the real thing..but friggin delish!!













i did the heart in the sauce XD

9.5.07

17th birhtday.

pretty satisfied wi da haul this yr. ther r many nice things tat i received tat i cant be botherd mentioning them... so here are the low points lol!

it's wednesday n i had study period last period so i cud'v gone home at 12:45.. but instead i had badminton practice afta sch n stayd til abt 4pm...

woken up at midnite by bday txts.. thnx btw..

the lemon juice i made is too diluted

ipod nano ran outta batt..

i got up at 7:20 tis morn

heh and that's abt it.. nt tat bad once i've written it all out

i thnk i shud kp an 'unhappy moments' book to make me cherish the happy moments and realize ther ain't tat many bad things out ther.. and they sound more pathetic on paper

new age's resolution: be a happi person!

5.5.07

Chapter 15: timeline

1990-birth in Taipei [may]
1991-drooling in Taipei
1992-crawling in Memphis
1993-talkin in Memphis
1994-talkin properly in Taipei
1995-makin friends in Taipei
1996-eatin tissues in Taipei
-movin 2 Chch
1997-speakin english in Chch
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2001-transfer 2 all girls private presbyterian sch *ahhhhh*
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2007-makin a timeline [may]


2008-uni in Auckland
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2012 workin in Australia
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2017 workin in States
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2023-vampin up house in Europe
2024-spreadin my spawn
2025-sell off ALL OF my old junk [which wud hav turned in2 antiques by then]
2026-open up b&b n afternoon tea shop
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2059-death

4.5.07

Chapter 14: migration

when ppl ask what nationality i am, it's often followed by a long pause.......



.....i always say Taiwanese but i feel obligatd 2 say New Zealander too as i spent most o' my lyf here. goin on 11 yrs now! and only 4 yrs in TW...

my whole operation: "WORLD DOMINATION" wil take me around the world [2 mark my territory] startin' in Oz [land down under] 4 my uni lyf. obviously my plan wasnt devised @ birth (...or was it...?) since my parents and i dont share the same interests [weirdos..], so u mite nt count TW and NZ.. bt if u thnk abt it...I wud hav startd in a little country lyk TW anyway so that i can b as much part of Asia as i want. Then NZ is lyk a easy prep station wher i cud perfect the 'universal' language@ a comfy pace b4 i entered the BB World.

The friendly relationship btwn NZ and Australia eases my entrance, which is pretty cool, n y i chose Oz in the 1st place. Ther i wil find my very well hidden talent and make a few connections wi potential future leaders of the world.. that is, b4 i take them down B-)..

THEN when iv exhaustd evry resource i shall acquire fame and fortune in my career in the... STATES! .. wher anythng is possible..

Lastly i shall set up HQ in Europe and make 5+/- trips..ahh.. curious r we? 2 the 5 continents.. gettin mor n mor curious?? I will donate 1 or 2 of my precious eggs and giv each sum kind of artefact n note so they wont gro up n marry each other [EURGCHH!] so that ther r mini Ashleys runnin round the world tat can take over when i'm gone. OR.. if the cloning process is perfectd~ it'd save a lota time

wish me luck! or join me!

6.2.07

Chapter 13: summons

Whether u kno it or not u may b a member of this cult
the wolf cult awwwoooooo [i made that up just then..~the cult doesnt really have a name..]

  1. this is a cult connected by mind-- for great minds r connected by thought ;)
  2. it's a soul support system 2 keep in mind[know we got ur back] to help push us further on our journey towards the final level(my term 4 "goal in life").
  3. our likes/dislikes r redundant cuz it is the way we view the world that's essential
  4. i believe we r the players of this game "life", competing against each other, unable 2 distinguish the difference between a player n a programmed character. i'm attempting 2 overcome this barrier by thinking outside the box.
  5. i ain't dismissin the fact that this "game" theory is ridiculous/bullshit, but it is so ridiculously out of the square it will seperate the plain from the legendary.


The following quiz will determine where u stand
Answer true
Leave ur answers in a comment 2 the post 2 keep the mystery of "correct" answers

There will be 20 Questions
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Q! Life is...
a. fair [upon deeper consideration~karma]
b. survival of human species
c. a "video game" [this is not our reaal real "life"]
d. the journey to a better place

Q@ What is the most important quality in a good friend?
a. social status/connections
b. loyalty ie trustworthy
c. fun + friendly
d. accepts me 4 who i am

Q# People should be separated into:
a. countries
b. religions [broadened 2 what u believe in yourself ie. not agiven from family heritage]
c. family trees [alliances made by marriage]
d. separating ppl is stupid

Q$ How do you make decisions?
a. logically
b. "follow my heart"
c. instinct/"6th sense"
d. with a fixed factor (ie. when making a decision, u make sure u satisfy ur factor [eg. goal in life, money etc.]

Q% Which do you least believe in?
a. astrology
b. the religions [christian, buddhist, muslim, etc.]
c. "god" type character(s) in charge
d. history [ie. middle ages...etc]

Q^ What is the most important quality in a long term partner?
a. looks
b. always there for u
c. have alotta things in common
d. loves ur faults

Q& What best describes your mose valuable possesion? (why it's important to u)
a. something that cost a lot [eg. jewel]
b. something someone gave u [eg. letter,]
c. something with memories [eg. photo album]
d. something entertaining [eg. book]

Q* Which would you rather have:
a. piercing eyes
b. hot body
c. styly clothes/fashion sense
d. flawless skin

Q( How often do u get that scrunchy feeling where u wana pull someone's guts out?
a. it's always there, deep within
b. twice (give/take) in entire life
c. everytime I ..[insert activity] (eg. everytime i take a shower)
d. ...what???

Q!) What kind of clothes do u buy?
a. in fashion
b. comfortable
c. cheap
d. expresses my personality

Q!! If u had one whish, what would u wish 4?
a. something 4 urself
b. something 4 someone u care about
c. something 4 the world
d. wish 4 an infinite amount of wishes

Q!@ Who's got it the most wrong (if that makes sense)
a. thiefs
b. optimists
c. bums
d. academics

Q!# Would you rather...
a. be buried alive
b. kill + eat someone raw
c. be a toilet
d. be deaf + dumb, have no arms, and one leg

Q!$ When the goin gets tough...
a. mope around + contemplate suicide
b. face things head on, loving the challenge
c. seek the help of family + close friends
d. get some pills

Q!% What do u want most 4 the world
a. world peace
b. big advance in knowledge + technology
c. the environment restored
d. mutation in 10% of the population enabling healing powers [no healing from death]

Q!^ What does your room look like?
a. u can tell everything is in its own special place
b. almost no room 2 walk, but u kno exactly where everything is
c. every inch decorated with ur "scent"
d. pg 14 of the Fashion Magazine

Q!& What is your dream job?
a. doctor [helping others]
b. artist [creating new things]
c athlete [professionally physical]
d. entrepreneur [boss]

Q!* How do u live?
a. it's all planned, have goals
b. my motto is "don't worry about tomorro when today hasn't ended"
c. live everyday like its the last
d. routine~ waiting 4 something spectacular 2 happen

Q!( If u don't like a gift from someone u...
a. give it 2 some1 u think will enjoy it
b. return it 2 the store
c. keep it
d. throw it out

Q@) What would u do if u found US$100
a. donate it/turn it in
b. keep it
c. leave it
d. buy something expensive 4 someone

good luck~ u need at least 80% to pass [80% to be confirmed.. i think it's a bit lax]

scores r posted on sundays. make sure u leav a nick/name