Chapter 17: TV dependency

TV deserves a full chapter in my book i'm afraid... I need a healthy dose of TV everyday. I'm sure I can quit anytime I want.. but it just helps make my study so much more bearable. U c.. I don lyk wasting my time and studying is something I have 2 do and obviously it's easy 2 get distracted. Sooo... those unavoidable moments lacking concentration r filled with the joy of TV which brings my mind back 2 reality. What I think is that

Watching television kills off the weaker brain-cells, so you are left with the smart ones-- Survival of the Fittest. For this to be in full effect, study/do homework during the session to generate "media-retardant" brain cells.

it started out as a joke.. but i have lead myself 2 believe it.. heh.. this mite just have 2 go in Chapter 4 as well.. o well i'll get my editor 2 do that when i'm successful n rich.

I thot i'd start wi my 1st addiction:
FRIENDS
I have seasons 3,6,7,+8 on DVD and the rest on.. detarip.. I just find the show funny and familiar. It is not a stressing show~ kinda lyk easy-watching..
Quotes I like: [this will be updated~i'm just layin the groundwork]
Phoebe
"OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire."
Phoebe: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?
Ross: There might be, a teeny, tiny, possibility.
Phoebe: I can't believe you caved.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: You just abandoned your whole belief system. *Ross whimpers* I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How are you going to face yourself? Oh! *Ross exits quickly* That was fun. So who's hungry?

Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Mr. Heckles: You're disturbing my oboe practice.
Phoebe: You don't play the oboe!
Mr. Heckles: I could play the oboe!
Phoebe: Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down.

Chandler
[of fusball table]" Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister."
"Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer."

Rachel
[after Ross saying the 'Mrs' box and 'Miss' box on forms r nx 2 each other] "Oh you know what? We absolutely can stay married, cuz i was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other"

Ross
"PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT" followed by Chandler "Shut up, Shut up Shut uuuuuup!"
"Oh, I'll prove it! I'll prove it like a theorem!"

Monica
"Who's gonna be coming along in a what now!?"
[at tennis]:
-"Those birds are brown, basted and ready to be carved!"
-Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
Monica: They have rackets dont they?
"Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down!"
Monica: I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Monica: I'm still all those things!

Joey
[on pyramids: 'it's white'] "Paper! Snow! A ghost!"x2
"One of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting. This does not mean acting again."

Misc.
[on chiropractor]
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: With my alignment. I've got one leg shorter than the other.
Dr. Green (scoffing): Oh God!
Ross: Argue with that.
Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! Her legs are fine!
Ross: I know that!
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Rachel: I'm sorry, let her?
Ross: What can I do, she doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance either.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you don't have renter's insurance?
Rachel: No.
Dr. Green: But what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?

FRANZBLAU[gynecologist]: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
RACHEL: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.
FRANZBLAU: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so
much time, you know, where I do.
RACHEL: Oh.
FRANZBLAU: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but
it's hard, when you do what I do. It's like uh...Well,
for instance, what do you do?
RACHEL: I'm a waitress.
FRANZBLAU: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come
home at the end of the day, and you're just like, if
I see one more cup of coffee...

And then, there's the new tumor~ just as big and rapidly growing:
SUPERNATURAL
In addition to the studs JP and JA struttin their stuff 40 mins every ep. (who r real believable as extreeemely loveable brothers), the show is filled with ass-kickin demon hunting~ like a mini Sci-fi Thriller movie every week... or wheneva i want on my comp.
this addiction has changed my desktop and filled my laptop so as there's only 5GBs left.
Awesome Quotes:[will be updated]
Sam
[dean asks what he dreamt abt]"Lollipops and candycanes."
['you didn't]"Oh, I did. :)"
"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? "

Dean
"MySpace. What the hell is that?"
[after cop finds his fake credit cards: 'you got anything that's real?'] "My boobs."
"That fabric softner teddy bear...oh im gonna hunt that little bitch down."
"'Don't be afraid of the dark,' what, are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark, you know what's out there!"
"Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel."
"Demons I get, people are crazy!"
[on shapeshifter who's taken his identity]"I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him!"
"They're just donuts. Not love."

Misc.
"You boys really screwed up this time"-Meg
"I'm so not in the mood for this. I've just been shot." -Meg
[on his mullet]"All business up front and party down back"-Ash