homer: *drool* haueugghhhh.

i made frickin choc meringues 4 mothah's day! ~a risky choice since they usually turn in2 what a mini chocolat horse's shit wud look lyk..
my mum said bakin on paper is a-ok even tho it said foil on recipe.. so, being the inquisitive person i am, i baked most on paper n a few on foil. well.. the paper ones stuck.. so when i took'em off their butts dettached as shown in pic.













da one in top right hand corner is wat the foil butts look lyk.













close up mmmmm...













this is how much i made [minus a few eaten]! they on 3 plates all belongin 2 diff ppl, none me. i thot i'd return them with a special surprise from my mini horse.
hehe i'm not korean, but i friggin love the dish 'bi bim bap'! n i found the sauce!!! bought it n here's wat i had 4 breakfast!!
a cheap imitation of the real thing..but friggin delish!!













i did the heart in the sauce XD

17th birhtday.

pretty satisfied wi da haul this yr. ther r many nice things tat i received tat i cant be botherd mentioning them... so here are the low points lol!

it's wednesday n i had study period last period so i cud'v gone home at 12:45.. but instead i had badminton practice afta sch n stayd til abt 4pm...

woken up at midnite by bday txts.. thnx btw..

the lemon juice i made is too diluted

ipod nano ran outta batt..

i got up at 7:20 tis morn

heh and that's abt it.. nt tat bad once i've written it all out

i thnk i shud kp an 'unhappy moments' book to make me cherish the happy moments and realize ther ain't tat many bad things out ther.. and they sound more pathetic on paper

new age's resolution: be a happi person!

Chapter 15: timeline

1990-birth in Taipei [may]
1991-drooling in Taipei
1992-crawling in Memphis
1993-talkin in Memphis
1994-talkin properly in Taipei
1995-makin friends in Taipei
1996-eatin tissues in Taipei
-movin 2 Chch
1997-speakin english in Chch
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2001-transfer 2 all girls private presbyterian sch *ahhhhh*
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2007-makin a timeline [may]


2008-uni in Auckland
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2012 workin in Australia
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2017 workin in States
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2023-vampin up house in Europe
2024-spreadin my spawn
2025-sell off ALL OF my old junk [which wud hav turned in2 antiques by then]
2026-open up b&b n afternoon tea shop
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2059-death

Chapter 14: migration

when ppl ask what nationality i am, it's often followed by a long pause.......



.....i always say Taiwanese but i feel obligatd 2 say New Zealander too as i spent most o' my lyf here. goin on 11 yrs now! and only 4 yrs in TW...

my whole operation: "WORLD DOMINATION" wil take me around the world [2 mark my territory] startin' in Oz [land down under] 4 my uni lyf. obviously my plan wasnt devised @ birth (...or was it...?) since my parents and i dont share the same interests [weirdos..], so u mite nt count TW and NZ.. bt if u thnk abt it...I wud hav startd in a little country lyk TW anyway so that i can b as much part of Asia as i want. Then NZ is lyk a easy prep station wher i cud perfect the 'universal' language@ a comfy pace b4 i entered the BB World.

The friendly relationship btwn NZ and Australia eases my entrance, which is pretty cool, n y i chose Oz in the 1st place. Ther i wil find my very well hidden talent and make a few connections wi potential future leaders of the world.. that is, b4 i take them down B-)..

THEN when iv exhaustd evry resource i shall acquire fame and fortune in my career in the... STATES! .. wher anythng is possible..

Lastly i shall set up HQ in Europe and make 5+/- trips..ahh.. curious r we? 2 the 5 continents.. gettin mor n mor curious?? I will donate 1 or 2 of my precious eggs and giv each sum kind of artefact n note so they wont gro up n marry each other [EURGCHH!] so that ther r mini Ashleys runnin round the world tat can take over when i'm gone. OR.. if the cloning process is perfectd~ it'd save a lota time

wish me luck! or join me!