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15.3.06

Chapter 4: the next einstein... (me if u didn't get that HARHARHAR)

yess.. im jst soo smart scratch that.. .. extremely intellectually able.. if u wer pondering if i passd excelld in my exams... yess i did.. wi extraordinary intellectual ..ability. i was awarded a sliver of fabric baring the marigold letters SCHOLARSHIP 2 attach 2 my blazer. this acknowledgement acknowledges my results with 60+% excellence papers..
hmmm i thnk i'v run out of intellectual ideas.. as they r rare in the homo sapien's (i wana say erektus bt thats not ppl) cerebellum..do u wonder y??
the reason is that we r vastly inbreeding... let me prove my theory..
hypothetically if we started with 10 ppl.. (A-J) let us mate the specimens...they can each hav 3 succulent offspring..

  1. AB, AB, AB
  2. CD, CD, CD
  3. EF EF EF
  4. GH GH GH
  5. IJ IJ IJ

now.. the healthy offspring will carry the gene n each hav 3 mor children.

  1. ABCD ABCD ABCD
  2. ABEF ABEF ABEF
  3. ABGH ABGH ABGH
  4. CDIJ CDIJ CDIJ
  5. CDGH CDGH CDGH
  6. EFIJ EFIJ EFIJ
  7. EFGH EFGH EFGH
  8. ABIJ ABIJ ABIJ ~AB cheatd on CD /(OoO)\

aahh.. now we r running out of new genes.. lets c hw i can mak this work..operate. im gonna separate them so its easier 2 comprehend

  1. ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ
  2. ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ
  3. ABCD-EFGH ABCD-EFGH ABCD-EFGH
  4. ABEF-CDGH ABEF-CDGH ABEF-CDGH
  5. CDGH-ABIJ CDGH-ABIJ CDGH-ABIJ
  6. CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH
  7. CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH
  8. ABIJ-CDGH ABIJ-CDGH ABIJ-CDGH
  9. ABGH-EFIJ ABGH-EFIJ ABGH-EFIJ
  10. ABGH-CDIJ ABGH-CDIJ ABGH-CDIJ

we hav 5 single ppl... ther r many siblings marryin in2 da same family.. bt this is unavoidable...

by the 3rd generation.. we hav run outa fresh genes. if we r 2 believe that adam n eve startd our populations nowadays.. their sons musta slept with their mothers... u would agree that is disgustin.. mothafuckas

btw if u havn noticed i'v used an excessive amount of intellectually stimulated words.........

in other news i burnt my middle finga with acid in a formative assessment in chemistry. this is gona cut down big in my social activities.. im nw loggin off n puttin toothpaste on my finga (em's idea)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yay emily is sooo smart she knows that if you have an acidic substance and put a basic solution on it the chemicals will neutralise out.hahahahahaha i saved ur finger ashley