Chapter 4: the next einstein... (me if u didn't get that HARHARHAR)
yess.. im jst soo smart scratch that.. .. extremely intellectually able.. if u wer pondering if i passd excelld in my exams... yess i did.. wi extraordinary intellectual ..ability. i was awarded a sliver of fabric baring the marigold letters SCHOLARSHIP 2 attach 2 my blazer. this acknowledgement acknowledges my results with 60+% excellence papers..
hmmm i thnk i'v run out of intellectual ideas.. as they r rare in the homo sapien's (i wana say erektus bt thats not ppl) cerebellum..do u wonder y??
the reason is that we r vastly inbreeding... let me prove my theory..
hypothetically if we started with 10 ppl.. (A-J) let us mate the specimens...they can each hav 3 succulent offspring..
- AB, AB, AB
- CD, CD, CD
- EF EF EF
- GH GH GH
- IJ IJ IJ
now.. the healthy offspring will carry the gene n each hav 3 mor children.
- ABCD ABCD ABCD
- ABEF ABEF ABEF
- ABGH ABGH ABGH
- CDIJ CDIJ CDIJ
- CDGH CDGH CDGH
- EFIJ EFIJ EFIJ
- EFGH EFGH EFGH
- ABIJ ABIJ ABIJ ~AB cheatd on CD /(OoO)\
aahh.. now we r running out of new genes.. lets c hw i can mak this work..operate. im gonna separate them so its easier 2 comprehend
- ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ
- ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ ABCD-EFIJ
- ABCD-EFGH ABCD-EFGH ABCD-EFGH
- ABEF-CDGH ABEF-CDGH ABEF-CDGH
- CDGH-ABIJ CDGH-ABIJ CDGH-ABIJ
- CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH
- CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH CDIJ-EFGH
- ABIJ-CDGH ABIJ-CDGH ABIJ-CDGH
- ABGH-EFIJ ABGH-EFIJ ABGH-EFIJ
- ABGH-CDIJ ABGH-CDIJ ABGH-CDIJ
we hav 5 single ppl... ther r many siblings marryin in2 da same family.. bt this is unavoidable...
by the 3rd generation.. we hav run outa fresh genes. if we r 2 believe that adam n eve startd our populations nowadays.. their sons musta slept with their mothers... u would agree that is disgustin.. mothafuckas
btw if u havn noticed i'v used an excessive amount of intellectually stimulated words.........
in other news i burnt my middle finga with acid in a formative assessment in chemistry. this is gona cut down big in my social activities.. im nw loggin off n puttin toothpaste on my finga (em's idea)
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Yay emily is sooo smart she knows that if you have an acidic substance and put a basic solution on it the chemicals will neutralise out.hahahahahaha i saved ur finger ashley
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