Chapter 5: a sense of humour? .. a pretty weird one..
i guess this will jst be 1 of those quick n painful entries..
... im gona extract my inspiration from those series on tv which occasionally jst hav an episode completely made up of unoriginal contents.. apart frm a few lines introducing what's gona happen.. so this is basically the only original sentence in the whole thing i guess...
well. 2 start with.. a few fav. jokes.. just 2 get u warmed up.
y was tigger dirty?
cuz he was playin with poo.
knock knock.
who's there?
cargo.
cargo who?
cargo beep beep!
what do u call a boomerang that doesn't come bak?
a stick
what's brown n sticky?
a stick
what u say when u'r a tree: ge-o-me-try
what's green, has 4 legs, and would kill ya if it fell outa a tree?
a pool table
y does peter pan always fly?
cuz he can never land...
what did batman say 2 robin b4 they got into the car (or bat mobile if u prefer)?
Robin, Get in the car.
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my most recent creation (sumtime in the holi)..很冷的...
貓吃舍?
貓食(mao shi~~~mouse....)
yea.. i hav a sweet tooth 4 lame jokes.. that pretty much sums it up.. u kno they're jst so lame that they'r funny..nah-ming?
im quite excited bout the work experience ma-jiggy...
none of the hotels would accept me but 2 hell with them. i found better places.
6 days off sch!!! woo.. (3 days work exp, sat, sun, gud ol' queen's bday)
Day 1~ goin 2 Novo 9am-5pm the advertising company. (charlie's also goin ther..)
Day 2~GINGERBREAD MAN bakery 3am-9am (they actually start @ midnite.. un-ba-lievable..) the owner was nice enuf 2 offer me a ride.
Day 3~Donquest 8am-12pm [kennel/cattery dealio] yay..
and then Sat.. i hav piano n then it's gina's bday party.. 2b honest i thnk it mite b a drag. [lunch n a movie] but i hav nth better 2 do..
Sun..nth planned..
Mon. playin the damned piano again, 4 an audience this time [they better fucking appreciate it.]
yeah i hav speeches tmr.. yayyyy.....
im numero deux..
i hav a weird topic..
..cuz im weird..
ill put it on afta my speech.. if it goes wel.. damn .. i mean ill put it on anyway...
heeeee... gona go off now..
til nx time. ..if there is a nx time.. (4 u)
