Chapter 1: my earliest memories...

hmm.. i dont really have many memories but here's a traumatic one:
in a kindergarten in Taiwan ~
ok i'm pretty sure the teachers were paedophiles. one day these 2 boys were bein naughty~ i didn really kno what they wer doin cuz i was bein a gud lil girl makin pottery. the teacher got "mad" (i thnk mad may require ""marks) n she made evry1 in the class gather in a circle wi the boys standin in the middle........
she yelled 4 them 2 strip off all their clothes so they wer left naked in the middle of the circle.. now i was the only one still makin pottery cuz i didn quite catch on 2 the whole circle business hence i was kinda left outa the circle behind a few tall pps, so i didn get a look @ the gud stuff :s
scary huh
hmm happy thots happy thots lets c..
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oh one day i was eating an apple n my tooth fell out but i didn kno so i swallowd it.
ok thats not a happy thot~ none seem 2 come 2 mind
wel we didn hav any exams.. that was pretty cool...
oh yea once we went 2 this drive in zoo~ it was soo fun. this orangutan sat on the taxi in front of us pullin the "taxi" sign apart n then he threw it on the ground. speakin of drive in zoos...
America
i also lived in america when i was 2-3 and the ostrich broke the window of our car, kinda freaky but fun all the same.
NZ
since we're on the topic of zoos..i fed these giraffes random leaves n got told off by this random person ~biatch~ so i neva went bak 2 that zoo again YET. i also had nightmares about giraffes dying cuz of "a little girl" in the headlines of newspapers.
ling n i wud say sorry 2 our barbies when we brushed their hair too roughly outa fear~ we wachd goosebumps (right after mr. bean :D we used to do that opening bit where he falls from the sky n wanders round the street.. heh) evryday.
u r also nt supposed to-
-brush ur hair @ midnite
-look @ the mirror @ midnite
-look down n behind ur feet @ midnite (u'll c ur future husband standing behind u)
-point @ the moon.~ur ear will come off (i was curious so i tried it n the skin bhind my ear actually peeled off 4 several weeks... coincidence?)
-b mean 2 ur dollies~they may come 2 life n kill u.
-put ur bed facing the door~death
-put ur bed facing the mirror
~i've 4gotten some ~bad memory. btw I'VE TRIED THEM ALL now :D cuz I AM FEARLESS

last week.

i lookd afta the most adorable puppy(s)!!!!! They belong 2 my mum's friend's friend.
The one on the left(or top) is calld "baby". i don't thnk shes that adorable.. bt shes still cute anyway.. bt shes soo lazy! we went out 4 a walk n she used evry single tree on the way as an excuse to stop! shes really nice tho. we wer sittin in the garden n i was pattin her~ she rolld over n i tickld her tum...then i realised she was a girl..
d lil guy on the right(or bottom) is soooo cute n bubbly! i think it chewd off its name tag. while we wer walkin he'd keep lookin up @ me so i wud walk a lil faster then he wud start runnin. then he ran bak 2 hurry along baby. they r sooo cute.. i miss them =(

o yea i was jst wachin a movie.. ther was a cryogenised chihuahua.. made me think of yr 9 (when i was 13). we wer talkin bout a family of pigs or somethin in social studies n how they died n da teacher said "so the last one was sent 2 the Freezing Works." n i put up my hand [intelligently] n said, "Mr. A, But how do we know that one died??"
Mr. A:"...."
Class:"...huh?"
me: "well i mean.. [continuin intelligent speech] technically we don't know. he might escape the lab wen they unfreeze him in the future."
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[no response]
.."what's Freezing Works? Cryogenics lab rite?"
yea wel how was i supposed 2 kno that it wasnt. The name givs u the wrong idea aye?

introduction.

hi..what i'm trying to create here is a virtual memory of me AKA the chronicle of my life. Just don't wana die widout leaving my mark on da world.
So this page will kinda b lyk.. about just abt evry lil detail of me.
lets c. my goal in life @ da mo is 2 pass grade 8 piano in order to become a student teacher at my teacher's place in order to make lotsa money in order to buy a black Honda Civic 3-door hatchback.
The characters in the chronicle that i can thnk of rite nw (i may introd. some lata) r :
My [manipulative] Mum i live wid her in NZ (aah she jst creepd bhind n found out wat i ws doin)
Asians @ sch:-
-STEPH (aka SPARROW,phnie, steffipoo,jack) [whoops]
-Charlotte (aka chick) (i'm aka duck)
-Chanelle (aka turkey/turk)
-Emily (tall..usually hangs out wid dif grp @ sch)
-Regina (aka swan we made up tat one 2 make her feel included)
-Amy (smart)
-Maree (knows lotsa facts)
-Yun (bully in da past)
-Katrina (badminton friend Y12)
Good buddies outside of sch:-
-Lingy (known her since.. 1996 wen i 1st moved 2 NZ aka's include anything 2 do wid ling.. doesn't really make sense bt my most recent name 4 her was "ring-a-ding-ling"
-Wen Hsuan (aka poo/da bian~evolved from Wennie-->Winnie-->Pooh-->Poo. we actually had "poo" iced on her mudcake kekeke)
-Susan (aka Suck Bai Lei ~from Su bai lei~ bai lei means degenerate in mandarin. Poo n i made up a trick since term 1, that this ugly guy lyks her n he bribes us wid cash 4 her addy, ph # etc etc. shes totally fallen 4 it n we wer gona tell her the truth on her bday in Dec. bt we'v gone so far she wil b totally pissed wid us so we'r actually nt gona tell her nw.
"secret agents" (these r jst random ppl i use 2 find out info):-
-"D"
-"M"
-"W"

Epilogue

hey just tryin this out.. wonder if i'll stick to this..
my current blog is @:
http://www.livejournal.com/~Blin6_Blin6
i thnk i may~ 4 me this is lyk wayyy easier to use
let's just c hw i go shall we?